Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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