Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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