I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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