The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
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I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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