It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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