some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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