Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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