I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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