I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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