that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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