broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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