It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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