I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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