This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize