Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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