i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Vodka?
Forever.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
