Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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