It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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