seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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