Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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