Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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