my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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