the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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