Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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