After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My nipple is on Facebook.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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