Are we in a gay sports bar?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
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