Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The uberlube is also flammable
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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