Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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