I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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