fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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