did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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