just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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