just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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