Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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