Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
