so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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