its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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