Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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