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my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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