It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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