I only kidnapped one of them. chill
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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