We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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