Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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