Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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