Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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