what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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