You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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