Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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