They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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