i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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