It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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