Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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